theladyserket: omfg ok so my phone has a voice control thing and i was testing it out, and i save all my friends numbers under character names so i tried calling my friend who i’ve saved under the name ‘tony stark’ and i said ‘call tony stark’ and it fUCKING STARTED CALLING ‘STARK INDUSTRIES’ IN AMERICA GUYS I THINK I JUST TRIED TO CALL IRON MAN
romangodfrey: keep your friends close, but your enemies closer like really, very close intimately close so close that you can feel your enemies breath on your neck and you shiver with hatred and… anticipation? turn around and look deep into your enemies eyes, letting your gaze drag down to their lips, your eyes intense with desire. push your enemies up against the wall. make out with...
This is what Yahoo paid $1.3 Billion for.
frank-schlongbottom: i used to think that a foot of parchment was a lot and feel bad when harry potter characters were assigned to write that much but then i realized the paper i write on is 8.5 by 11 inches. so a foot of parchment is the equivalent of like, not even a page and a half of paper. they complained SO MUCH about essays that were like a page and a half wtf guys get your shit...
People will kill you over time, and how they’ll kill you is with tiny, harmless...– Dylan Moran (via frankie-wolf)
jesuislegrandefromage: emily-spectre: psilentasincjelli: C a r r y o n m y w a y w a r d s o o o o o o o n T h e r e ’ l l b e p e a c e when y o u a r e d o o n e L a y y o u r w e a r y h e a d t o r e e e e e e s t D o n ’ t y o u c r y n o m o r e FINALLY AN ACCURATE ONE This is probably one of the reasons the rest of the world thinks we...
desmooooond: arianne—martell: Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.
We are the generation of nostalgia. We grew up in the age of transition. From...– This is the best/truest thing I’ve read in so long (via thesleepingfawn) But this explains the 90s kids (via thebbcisslowlykillingme)
thedramaticsneeze: hoshigumayuugi: i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early YOU PUT THIS IN WORDS